I'm not insane.

chopyourbreakfastonamirror:

Couple spam with basskicksandsnarehits.

This long weekend has been the very best time of my life and I’m so so so lucky to be yours. I love you so much and we have overcome so much as friends, being a couple is even better. We have proved that we can get through some serious bull and somehow always come back to each other. 5 years and neither of us could throw the other one away far enough to never come back. We are the boomerang couple! Lol
You are my king and I’m so proud to be your girl. No one measures up to you. You are my future and if there is no you, then there is no one. You are my last first kiss. You are the only man that will ever hold my hand from this day on. You are my everything.
I love you, Greggy. Through hell and back.

My relationship with this woman is like, the ultimate achievement unlocked.

— 5 hours ago with 11 notes
basskicksandsnarehits:

They say a king has the ultimate say. I disagree, for my voice always has her say in it, and who is more powerful than a king if not the queen who can speak and act through her king.

basskicksandsnarehits:

They say a king has the ultimate say. I disagree, for my voice always has her say in it, and who is more powerful than a king if not the queen who can speak and act through her king.

— 5 hours ago with 10 notes

basskicksandsnarehits:

Highlights of my Valentine weekend with chopyourbreakfastonamirror. Yes, I’m a total loser for her, but I can’t recall a time where I have had as much fun like I did with my girl. I’m completely mad about this girl, this amazing young woman, and I can’t wait to see how my life turns out with my best friend at my side. Erin, I love you.

— 5 hours ago with 13 notes

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via lowdownandlonesome)

— 5 hours ago with 253850 notes

slightlycoolgrey:

Lowkey wish the sidekick phones make a comeback .

(via isavedusdarling)

— 7 hours ago with 9 notes
Lol.

LOLOL.

Naaaaaaaaaaaa.

— 10 hours ago

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time

(Source: fedswatching, via nobodys-pendeja)

— 11 hours ago with 29174 notes

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

I intentionally ask for the pink spoon…

(via freak-on-a-leash69)

— 11 hours ago with 48381 notes

lexbots:

back to school makeup tutorial - madeyewlook

— 11 hours ago with 1025 notes